“No, Ted. They don’t realize they weren’t lying.” -Lily

“There are two kinds of guys: the guys that you want to call you who don’t and the guys you don’t wanna call you who always do.” -Jen

“I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around.” -Ted

“You know how everyone has that guy/girl, who no matter what happens, you always remember them being the perfect one for you?” -Ted

“There’s no shame in admitting it, Ted. We’ve all been on people’s hooks and we’ve all kept someone on the hook.” -Lily

“But you’re not just another number to me.” -Barney

“Your Uncle Barney finally gave Aunt Robin the ‘super date’ she truly deserved.. with the guy she truly deserved.” -Barney

“Everyone’s got some baggage. It’s part of life. But like anything else, it’s easier when someone gives you a hand with it.” -Ted

“Hey! Why is Ellen DeGeneres in our bedroom?” -Marshall

“But eventually, over time, we all become our own doppelgangers. Y’know, these completely different people who just happen to look like us.” -Ted

“You can ask the universe for signs all you want. But ultimately, we’ll only see what we wanna see.. when we’re ready to see it.” -Ted

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