"You.. make me wanna change." -Barney "Geez, Lily! It's like you have a butt on your chest." -Ted "I'm happy that you're happy but.. dammit.. what if?" -Ted "Sometimes love means taking a step back." -Ted "My mom is the best person I know. If Nora's even the tiniest bit like her, I'm a lucky…

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"But you're right, James. It's time to let go of the fantasies. It's time to grow up." -Barney "High V!" -Ted as St. Valentine "It would be pitch-black in the middle of the woods; I could never see anything in front of the headlights. But I always felt so safe.. coz my dad was driving...…

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"Listening is the foundation of a relationship." -Lily "I love it when you quote scripture." -Ted "Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude." -Barney "You've let down your guard and let someone in to your life and.. then actually felt okay. That terrifies you." -Lily "You're never done getting to know someone."…

"Do you want these? I hate olives." -Robin "I gotta do what that guy couldn't; I gotta take the leap!" -Ted "It's gonna be legen-- Wait for it.. And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is --dary! Legendary!" -Barney "Because we're bestfriends, alright?! ...The way I see it,…